FBI Investigates Meat-Gazing Ex-Pol

Salty Sea Dog and former congressman Eric Massa (D-Public Showers) is under investigation by the FBI for corruption. Uh oh! His campaign made large, suspicious payments days after he announced that he would not seek reelection. » 4/21/10 4:15pm 4/21/10 4:15pm

Politico Steals Maggie Haberman From Rupert Murdoch

The same morning the New York Times posts their monster magazine profile of Politico newsletter savant Mike Allen, Politico management announces a high-profile hiring! Crazy! Washington influentials, please enjoy Maggie Haberman. And a VandeHarris memo! » 4/21/10 10:40am 4/21/10 10:40am

Michele Bachmann Convinced Bill Clinton Wants Her Dead

Because Bill Clinton politely asked fringe conservatives to stop encouraging violence against the government on the anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing, Michele Bachmann has decided that he wants to "take her out." In a killing sense. Not romantically. » 4/19/10 12:07pm 4/19/10 12:07pm